It’s no secret, the kiddo loves balls. Footballs. Soccer balls. Baseballs. Basketballs. Golf balls. You name a ball, he probably likes it.
Because of this love affair, we have uttered some of the funniest phrases around our house. And most of them just don’t sound right, especially since we are saying them to a toddler. Here are some of the best.
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Top Ten Phrases Using Balls that You Will Hear at Our House (on a regular basis)
- Eli, do you know where your balls are?
- Eli is really a ball man.
- Eli loves all balls.
- Eli, are you sharing your balls with the other kids?
- Grandpa’s balls downstairs (this was uttered by Eli himself)
- Eli, how did your balls get so dirty?
- Eli, please don’t throw your balls at the pugs.
- Eli could kick around balls all day long.
- I wanna play with BIG BALL (also uttered by Eli)
and best of all: - Eli, those aren’t your balls. Stop playing with them please.
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LOL! I spewed a bit of coffee when I read “how did your balls get so dirty?”
*snort*
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Too funny!!!
Oh my. Isn’t it crazy the things we say?
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HAHAHAHA! I already started laughing just by reading your link title. I thought “this has got to be good!” My husband still giggles and laughs every time anything with balls is mentioned. Boys!! My faves are #5(SO MUCH innuendo there… lol) and #10!!
LMAO, the things you’ll say about a boy and his balls!
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LOL! Awesome list. It’s amazing the things we find ourself saying as moms!
@Land of Lovings, I know, by husband gets a kick out of these sayings. But then again, he’s still a big kid too.
Oh, man. I think everyone of these has been said in our house except the Grandpa one (Ben’s grandfathers are not the sort to play with balls).
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It’s nice to “meet” you! I have two little boys who love balls, too!
@Julie From Inmates, Nice to meet you too. Thanks for popping over.
As the mother of two boys (10 and 3), i am laughing my head off and completely agreeing!
Hilarious!!
Oh my goodness! I think I just peed in my pants a little! Too funny!
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As a new mom of a boy I am laughing my head off. Love this list!!
@The Diaper Diaries, Just you wait, boys are so much fun!
I love the balls phase! It just makes for so many great unintentional puns. Ranks right up there with the fire truck phase when they still say “f” for “tr”
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@Charlotte, LOL, we’ve been through that phase too!
This was HILARIOUS!!! My youngest, Caleb, is a ball man too. We have said many of these, but I LOVE the one about not playing with other people’s balls. CUTE!
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